So last night nearly as soon as we arrived in Phoenix we were almost killed. We stopped at some random intersection in a left turn lane. Then out of nowhere this dark SUV comes sreaming by us. Slams on its breaks, fishtails, goes up on two wheels, fell back down and drove off. This all happened right next to us. As it happened the chick in the back seat was screaming, I was just thinking to myself holy shit. And then we drove off.

The End.