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Shaine died of iPhone-related causes at 6:34PM this evening. 1500 Smashing Pumpkin CDs were found on top of his medium-well done, sauce-coated, delicious corpse. While there are 157 suspects, no one has yet to be detained or named as a primary suspect. Police issued a press release citing a man in a bunny costume as a possible witness and are currently asking if anyone has seen him.
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I don't know who killed him the first time, but I did it the second. I'm 100% anti-zombie.
This crime has Frozen Mr. Toastbrot written all over it...
You deserve to die for owning Smashing Pumpkins cds.
I don't, which adds even more depth to the mystery.
Man, you just keep finding interesting ways to die.
Or get killed, I guess I mean.
france
Gah!