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Happy Monday December 29, 2008, 6:42PM
posted by Mad Cow

Shaine died of iPhone-related causes at 6:34PM this evening. 1500 Smashing Pumpkin CDs were found on top of his medium-well done, sauce-coated, delicious corpse. While there are 157 suspects, no one has yet to be detained or named as a primary suspect. Police issued a press release citing a man in a bunny costume as a possible witness and are currently asking if anyone has seen him.

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7 comments

1 December 29, 2008, 11:30PM
bodagget said:

I don't know who killed him the first time, but I did it the second. I'm 100% anti-zombie.

2 December 30, 2008, 9:18AM
Cartwheelsalot said:

This crime has Frozen Mr. Toastbrot written all over it...

3 December 30, 2008, 12:51PM
Cardboard Knight said:

You deserve to die for owning Smashing Pumpkins cds.

4 December 30, 2008, 2:54PM
Mad Cow said:

I don't, which adds even more depth to the mystery.

5 December 30, 2008, 6:08PM
Sujal said:

Man, you just keep finding interesting ways to die.

Or get killed, I guess I mean.

6 December 30, 2008, 11:09PM
arctic tiger said:

france

7 December 31, 2008, 2:20PM
Mad Cow said:

Gah!